There once was my friend Jake.

Jake

There once was a friend of mine named Jake.
I can tell you, he's quite the fruitcake.
I felt I needed to forsake..
It nearly made my heartbreak.
But it was a mistake.
It kept me awake.
It was so much to take.
My friend Jake..
He can be the best keepsake…
Or the worst headache.
Don't judge by his namesake.
As he's my Jake.
He's not just a fruitcake, but also a cupcake.
Frosting, and sweet, you always want more to take.
He's as awesome as the scaly drake.
He's sunnier than daybreak.
Jake, is stronger than even an earthquake.
He's nuttier than the fruitcake, sunnier than daybreak, stronger than the earthquake, happier than the day you get on jailbreak, he's the best keepsake, the sweetest cupcake, the flying drake..as there was once my friend Jake.